Posts Tagged ‘video’

Avatar!

Aug 28 2010

Until last night, my wife and I were the only two people in the free world who had not seen Avatar in the theatre. We never really were movie goers that much. In fact, last night was our first movie date ever!

We wanted to go see it when it was in the theatres earlier this year, but we didn’t want to be packed in somewhere like sardines two rows from the front. Then it left the theatres before we realized it was gone and our chances were gone forever.

Luckily, they re-released it starting yesterday with an additional eight minutes of “never before seen” footage. We went to the 7:00 showing in a theatre that was probably only quarter full, if that.

It was amazing! I know I’m writing what you all already know, but it really was impressive. I’d been to 3-D movies before and it always seemed to me that you were looking at cardboard cut-outs placed at various depths in front of you. AND, in order to get that effect, you were constantly adjusting your glasses to avoid the red and blue shadows around everything on the screen. But not Avatar! No! The depth of field was gradual, dynamic and continuous. The movie didn’t exist to exploit some cheesy effect, the effect was an integral part of the experience. About ten minutes in I had forgotten all about the 3-D and felt like I was standing in the movie watching all this happen around me.

If you haven’t seen it yet, you simply HAVE to. It’s back. Now’s your chance!

 
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The Ballad of Steven Slater

Aug 11 2010

The internet and social media is a great thing.  This guy quit his job in a grand way on Monday and by Tuesday the internet is a-buzz with Facebook pages and Youtube videos and blog postings filled with opinions, jokes, support and criticism of the way that Steven Slater exited the situation, the plan, and his job.  He’s become somewhat of a folk hero, actually, and that’s been part of the debate flowing around out there.

But… we’ve all been there, haven’t we?  How many of you have been simply sick and tired of the bullshit and bottled it up, pushed it down, or drank it away?  “Take This Job and Shove It”, “Working for the Weekend”, “We’re Not Gonna Take It”… these and many more songs had become anthems for the average schmo longing to get off the dreadmill (<== intentional typo), speak our minds, and set the world straight.  Steven Slater did what many fantasize about doing.  He didn’t snap and climb a water tower with a rifle.  He delivered a pointed EffYou to the self-centered sumbitch that disrespected him and everyone around him because the world revolves around his whims.

In any event… Steven Slater.  Here’s your song:  (Warning… contains explicit support for Steven’s behaviour and even more explicit language in support of Steven’s behaviour.)

 
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Pruning Commercial?

Jul 29 2010

This kind of made me do a double take… and made me laugh.

Sorry for the poor quality… my iPhone pointed at the TV can’t perform miracles.

 

There’s not exactly an abundance of subtlety in this commercial.  Just in case the viewers were too thick to get it, they ensured that the bushes would trim right as the ladies’ pelvic regions passed by the plant.

I’m surprised there wasn’t a fourth bush with ALL the leaves removed!

I mentioned this to a couple of folks at work who said this is the short version of the commercial.  So I checked YouTube and found this:

Mow the Lawn.  Wow…  More subtleties here.  Pay close attention around 54 seconds.  The young lady is carrying a hairless cat.

There should be more commercials this inventive out there!  Hilariously tacky!

 
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Dexter – Season Five Trailer

Jul 27 2010

Sins may be forgiven, but conscience is a killer.

WARNING!  Spoiler Alert!!!  If you didn’t see Season 4 and you care about having it ruined for you… don’t watch the video below.

Otherwise… enjoy.  Looks like it’s gonna be a goooooood season.

"It was me." Looks like it’s going to be a great season!
 
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Vital Energy Prank

Jul 13 2010

Check out this video… it’s either the funniest or the scariest thing you’ve ever seen!

via Scotty Horsman’s Facebook page.
 
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Donnie Dumphy – In Da Pub

Jul 10 2010

Check out the latest from Donnie…  As always, pure genius!  Dumphy RULES!

You want a knuckle sandwich, or a knuckle sub?
 
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