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The Blonde Mortician
Aug
18
2010
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde Mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue suit.
She gives the blonde Mortician a blank cheque and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the blonde Mortician, “Whatever this cost, I am very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I am very grateful. How much did you spend?”
To her astonishment, the blonde Mortician presents her with the blank cheque. “There is no charge,” she says.
“No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.”
“Honestly, ma’am,” the blonde says, ”it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice . . . SO – I just switched the heads.”
Is It Too Hot?
Jul
19
2010
We’ve been enjoying some consistently hot weather here in the Moncton area now for about 4 weeks. My wife sent me this picture today that illustrates quite clearly how we often feel about it!
(Thanks Donna!)
Moncton Soap Opera
Jul
13
2010
I don’t know if this is someone’s idea of cleaning up city hall, but last night someone bombed Moncton City Hall with soap bubbles!
Rock Sugar!
Jul
06
2010
If you like 80’s rock music, you’re gonna LOVE Rock Sugar!
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via Ian’s Facebook posts. Thanks Ian!
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