Mar 10 2010
(Thanks Cindy!)
Mar 10 2010
Feb 28 2010
Feb 25 2010
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
(Thanks Nelly)
Feb 16 2010
Feb 11 2010
A priest was seated next to a Newfoundlander on a flight to St. John’s. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfoundlander asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
Then the flight attendant asked the priest if he would like drink as well. Disgusted, he replied, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
The Newfoundlander quickly passed his drink back to the attendant, “Me too, me darlin’, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
(Thanks Donna!)
Feb 05 2010
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD
This Is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now.
See the picture of an ordinary seagull to the left. Can you tell if it’s a male or a female? I don’t think so. However, when you see two seagulls together, one male and one female, it becomes a little easier to tell the difference.
Below is a link to a picture of two birds. Study them closely…See if you can spot which of the two is female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
Click this link to the picture.
Thanks Gerry!