Sep 16 2008
Not Worth What It Used To…Why?
I know I’m supposed to be offended by the term “Newfie” and disparaging jokes about Newfoundlanders. I know. But THIS joke made me laugh out loud.
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: “First body: An Italian , 60, died Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”
“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
“Thought he was having his picture taken.”
Thanks Ian!
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