From the bible (King James version, Job XV7):
"Art thou the first man that was born? or wast thou made before the hills?"

I don't know about that, but I do know that these teeth are five years older today than when I took the picture!
Happy Birthday Jerry, you saucy old fucker!
The party's over. The food is gone, the candles have been blown out. My son has reached a milestone age. Sixteen. That's right, 16 years old. Tomorrow he goes to get his driver's permit… Is he getting old, or am I? (heavy sigh)
We had a party tonight for his birthday… His grandparents (my parents) were in town visiting from Newfoundland so they, my brother and his wife, and our next door neighbours all got together and made pigs of ourselves on wings, ribs, rice, chow mein, and chocolate cake. It was GOOOOD!

Well, Happy Birthday Garrett, my son. Your mother and I are very proud of you. Hope your day is great.
Sorry man, but this was the best picture I had of you! It's the only one with you smiling. 
A very happy birthday wish going out to my father-in-law, Harry. 
Happy Birthday Tony!
Hey man! You got it backwards. You're supposed to be the one serenading the woman, not the other way around!
Renee is 24 years old today! Wow! My parents' first grandchild is almost a quarter of a century old… Now, doesn't that make everyone feel old?
Happy Birthday, Renee!