If you are going to quit your job, this is the way to do it!

From CBC.ca:

“According to the New York Times, one of the 100 or so passengers on board stood up to retrieve baggage from the overhead compartment before the plane had reached a complete stop and did not heed Slater’s request to remain seated.

Slater, a career flight attendant, then approached the passenger, who continued to pull the baggage from the compartment, striking Slater on the head with it in the process.

When the passenger refused to apologize, the paper reported, Slater unleashed a string of expletives via the public-address system, deployed the inflatable evacuation chute, grabbed a beer from the beverage cart, yelled "It’s been great!" and slid down and went to his car.”

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/10/us-jet-blue-flight-attendant.html