A priest was seated next to a Newfoundlander on a flight to St. John’s.  After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Newfoundlander asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

Then the flight attendant asked the priest if he would like drink as well.  Disgusted, he replied, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

The Newfoundlander quickly passed his drink back to the attendant, “Me too, me darlin’, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

(Thanks Donna!)