Archive for August, 2010

Avatar!

Aug 28 2010

Until last night, my wife and I were the only two people in the free world who had not seen Avatar in the theatre. We never really were movie goers that much. In fact, last night was our first movie date ever!

We wanted to go see it when it was in the theatres earlier this year, but we didn’t want to be packed in somewhere like sardines two rows from the front. Then it left the theatres before we realized it was gone and our chances were gone forever.

Luckily, they re-released it starting yesterday with an additional eight minutes of “never before seen” footage. We went to the 7:00 showing in a theatre that was probably only quarter full, if that.

It was amazing! I know I’m writing what you all already know, but it really was impressive. I’d been to 3-D movies before and it always seemed to me that you were looking at cardboard cut-outs placed at various depths in front of you. AND, in order to get that effect, you were constantly adjusting your glasses to avoid the red and blue shadows around everything on the screen. But not Avatar! No! The depth of field was gradual, dynamic and continuous. The movie didn’t exist to exploit some cheesy effect, the effect was an integral part of the experience. About ten minutes in I had forgotten all about the 3-D and felt like I was standing in the movie watching all this happen around me.

If you haven’t seen it yet, you simply HAVE to. It’s back. Now’s your chance!

 
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Posted by Steve at 10:05 am, Aug 28, 2010

 

Now Imagine A World Designed By Apple…

Aug 20 2010
 
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Posted by Steve at 8:27 am, Aug 20, 2010

 

The Blonde Mortician

Aug 18 2010

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde Mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue suit.

She gives the blonde Mortician a blank cheque and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the blonde Mortician, “Whatever this cost, I am very satisfied.  You did an excellent job and I am very grateful.  How much did you spend?”

To her astonishment, the blonde Mortician presents her with the blank cheque.  “There is no charge,” she says.

“No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.”

“Honestly, ma’am,” the blonde says, ”it cost nothing.  You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.  I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice . . .  SO – I just switched the heads.”

 
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Posted by Steve at 6:54 pm, Aug 18, 2010

 

Tires – The Original Highway Robbery

Aug 12 2010

This is where the rubber meets the road.

We are getting ready for a road trip soon.  Over the course of about two weeks we’ll put roughly 4000 kms on our 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe.  The vehicle was recently safety inspected and passed with flying colours.  Unfortunately, one of those colours was yellow.  Yep… the tires passed, but just barely. 

The dealer told us that the tires will soon need to be replaced.  They are right.  In fact, I was surprised that the tires didn’t fail.  The tread is getting very shallow.  So, now I want to replace the tires before my road trip.  It would suck to get this pseudo warning, ignore it, and then regret it.

I knew when I bought a vehicle with 18 inch rims that I might be in for a slightly more expensive tire when the time came to replace them.  I jumped on the Canadian Tire website to check out some prices.  They have this nice handy dandy questionnaire that helps narrow down your search.  Plug in your Year, Make, Model, Engine size, and Sub Model information and Voila! you know how much money they are going to screw you out of.

The cheapest tire they had for my vehicle was $210.  That’s each, my friends…. each.  The most expensive tire was $410.

Fourhundredandtendollarsandseventyfivecents each! 

Holy crap!  What are these tires made of?  The hooves of the Alpine Ibex culled from the 15,000 foot mark of the Swiss alps, ground and blended with extracted silk of the Golden Orb spider does increase the traction properties of the rubber used in these friggin’ tires…  It’s expensive, yes, but isn’t the safety of your family worth it?

Sigh.

 
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Posted by Steve at 6:33 pm, Aug 12, 2010

 

The Ballad of Steven Slater

Aug 11 2010

The internet and social media is a great thing.  This guy quit his job in a grand way on Monday and by Tuesday the internet is a-buzz with Facebook pages and Youtube videos and blog postings filled with opinions, jokes, support and criticism of the way that Steven Slater exited the situation, the plan, and his job.  He’s become somewhat of a folk hero, actually, and that’s been part of the debate flowing around out there.

But… we’ve all been there, haven’t we?  How many of you have been simply sick and tired of the bullshit and bottled it up, pushed it down, or drank it away?  “Take This Job and Shove It”, “Working for the Weekend”, “We’re Not Gonna Take It”… these and many more songs had become anthems for the average schmo longing to get off the dreadmill (<== intentional typo), speak our minds, and set the world straight.  Steven Slater did what many fantasize about doing.  He didn’t snap and climb a water tower with a rifle.  He delivered a pointed EffYou to the self-centered sumbitch that disrespected him and everyone around him because the world revolves around his whims.

In any event… Steven Slater.  Here’s your song:  (Warning… contains explicit support for Steven’s behaviour and even more explicit language in support of Steven’s behaviour.)

 
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Posted by Steve at 12:05 pm, Aug 11, 2010

 

Steven Slater: My Hero!

Aug 10 2010

If you are going to quit your job, this is the way to do it!

From CBC.ca:

According to the New York Times, one of the 100 or so passengers on board stood up to retrieve baggage from the overhead compartment before the plane had reached a complete stop and did not heed Slater’s request to remain seated.

Slater, a career flight attendant, then approached the passenger, who continued to pull the baggage from the compartment, striking Slater on the head with it in the process.

When the passenger refused to apologize, the paper reported, Slater unleashed a string of expletives via the public-address system, deployed the inflatable evacuation chute, grabbed a beer from the beverage cart, yelled "It’s been great!" and slid down and went to his car.”

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/10/us-jet-blue-flight-attendant.html

 
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Posted by Steve at 6:18 pm, Aug 10, 2010