Archive for January, 2010

Moncton’s Château à Pape Destroyed by Fire

Jan 31 2010

This past Saturday, in the wee hours of a freezing winter’s night, a Moncton landmark, Le Château à Pape Restaurant was destroyed by fire. The building was one of the oldest in the city.

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Last Tuesday, my wife and I had dinner at Le Château à Pape with the city manager, Jacques Dube, and his wife, Nancy. We don’t regularly rub elbows with the city’s senior staff members, but my wife bought some tickets at work in support for charity and won the top prize. They were charming, down-to-earth people and the food was great. We had a genuinely nice time. In the days leading up to our night out, we got increasingly anxious about what the heck we would talk about. I mean, this was the city manager and his wife, both of whom we had never met, and we were about to sit in a fancy restaurant with them for 3+ hours. While I resisted the urge to start the conversation with “So… how about them roads?”, at one point I did make a comment which, in retrospect, seems a little eerie. Mr. Dube had removed a lamp from the centre of the table and placed in on the floor. It was tall and was blocking the view for each of us looking directly across at each other. As he went to lay it on the floor, he realized that it wasn’t an electrical appliance, it was a lit candle. I made a joke something like, “Ha! That was close! This building has been here for more than a hundred years and one dinner with the city manager and the place burns to the ground.” Hardy-har-har!

Little did we know that three evenings later…

 
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Posted by Steve at 10:04 pm, Jan 31, 2010

 

Say CHEESE!

Jan 23 2010

There’s one in every crowd!

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:56 am, Jan 23, 2010

 

Rumours? Do You Really Want to Hear Them?

Jan 19 2010

death of SocratesKeep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear, or are out to repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students…?”

“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me, I’d like you to pass a little test.. It’s called the Test of Three.”

“Test of Three?”

“That’s correct,” Socrates continued.

“Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a moment to test what you’re going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

“No,” the man replied, “actually I just heard about it.”

“All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?”

“No, on the contrary…”

“So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him even though you’re not certain it’s true?”

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass though because the re is a third test – the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”

“No, not really…”

“Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?”

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his wife.

Thanks Shelly!

 
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Posted by Steve at 6:08 pm, Jan 19, 2010

 

Four Steps to Good Health

Jan 14 2010

 
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Posted by Steve at 5:20 pm, Jan 14, 2010

 

My Kind of Pope!

Jan 13 2010

pope1The Pope and New Brunswick’s Premier, Shawn Graham, are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Mr. Graham and said, “Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Graham replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me”

So the Pope backhanded the bastard.


Thanks Paul!

 
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Posted by Steve at 5:56 pm, Jan 13, 2010

 

Beaver Backpaddle

Jan 12 2010

the-beaver-oldCanada’s second oldest magazine The Beaver will be getting a new name. In order to avoid confusion and SPAM filter exclusions, the new title will be Canada’s History.

According to Deborah Morrison, as reported on CBC.ca today, “Use of the word ‘beaver’ on the internet has taken on an identity that nobody could have perceived in 1920. And increasingly, if we put ‘The Beaver’ in a heading, we would be spam-filtered out.”

I wish I’d known all this before I paid for the subscription. Boy was I disappointed when it came in the mail.

 
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Posted by Steve at 5:40 pm, Jan 12, 2010