Miners Refuse To Work After Death

Oct 13 2009

funny-headlineI would think not. Time to negotiate that into the collective agreement.

I was reading my news feed from CBC today and a couple of headlines jumped out at me.

  • Man Sentenced For Abuse Of Puppies Left In Snow. I hope they let him wear his snow boots.
  • Mother Urges School and Parents to Stop Bullying. Man! Shouldn’t they be setting a better example?
  • Wrongfully Convicted Man’s Trial Delayed Two Weeks. Jeez. It’s bad enough to be railroaded, but to have to wait a fortnight knowing it’s gonna happen is just cruel!

In other news, Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load.

 
4 Comments

Posted by Steve at 12:55 pm, Oct 13, 2009

 

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  1. Donna

    October 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Hilarious…too funny.

     
  2. christine

    October 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    this is very funny. I love your website and so do all my co-workers at tdcanada trust. Chris

     
  3. Steve

    October 22, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Thanks Chris! I’ve been a little slack with the posts recently. I’ll try harder to get more stuff out there.

     
  4. Pender

    October 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Your lies don’t affect me anymore, I am numb to them!