… the name of my last post? (Go ahead, check it out.)
… the number of days since my last post? (About average lately, actually.)
… the number of posts in my backyard fence? (Just a guess.)
… the number of backyards I can see from my backyard? (Another guess.)
… the number of weeks since I started my diet? (… not many more pounds than that as well.)
… the age will guarantee you 5 to 10? (Where did that come from?)
… the total hours sleep I got last weekend? (Directly correlated to the number of hours I spent painting the kitchen.)
… the number of months that have at least 29 days in them? (Made you think twice on that one, right?)
… the seating capacity at the table for the Last Supper? (Always room for one more!)
… the times my wife has told me she likes that Cheerios “It says ‘Shut up, Steve’” commercial? (Seems like a lot more, actually.)
… the amount of snow, in inches, of our worst storm this winter season, so far? (Not too bad, but we had a lot of them.)
… the number of items you can expect when you order a dozen of something at a bakery? (Baker’s dozen? Get it?)
… the number of questions in this blog post? (Thought you’d never ask.)