When you are in a bus or on a train, this is how you hang on to ensure that you won’t fall down.
I’m referring to the older gentleman by the door. But you knew that, of course.
Thanks Dave!
Archive for June, 2009
Hanging On
Jun
25
2009
Did She Mean To Say That?
Jun
23
2009
We are rolling out a new phone system where I work. Tonight is the big cut over night and one of the vendors made a mistake that caused a level of service to be missing for a few hours. The employee sent us a message apologizing for the mistake.
“I do apologize for any incontinence this may cause your organization.”
Did she mean the opposite of “continuity“, as incontinuity? Or was she just trying to say she hopes she didn’t scare the shit out of us! 
Cirque Du Soleil – Alegria
Jun
14
2009
My wife and I had the opportunity to go see this show in Saint John, New Brunswick this past Thursday. I lucked in to a couple of free tickets and thought, what the heck, the worst I could do is get my money’s worth, right? Well… were we in for a surprise! What a freakin’ show! Watch the video for a sneak peek.
For those of you reading this from Newfoundland… there’s still time for you. The show will be at Mile One stadium in St. John’s from June 19 through June 28. Check it out… you won’t regret it!
CMT Casting Call – Time to Vote Again
Jun
09
2009
Remember a few weeks ago I told y’all about my niece, Melissa, who applied to CMT’s Casting Call to be the face of Canadian country music for the summer? You do? Great. Well, thanks, I think, mostly to my wife’s obsessive voting every night for hours, Melissa made the cut and is among the final five.
You heard me.
She is in the final five candidates in a national competition to be a television music station host! As impressive as that is, it’s not good enough. We can’t rest until she is the winner. Same deal as before folks. Go to the CMT casting call website and vote for Melissa. And don’t vote just once… vote over and over again. Click that mouse until the fingernail on your index finger falls off. The voting window is from today, June 8, until June 29. There will be a finale show on June 29 at 8 pm Eastern Time Zone featuring all five finalists. The winner will be announced June 30 at 5 pm ET on CMT.
What are you waiting for? Go vote! My wife can’t do this one by herself!
Pancakes In A Can
Jun
08
2009
Pay attention everybody! I present to you the greatest thing since sliced bread. No, this is better than sliced bread. It’s pancakes in a can!! Just dispense it onto the grill like shooting whip cream from a can. Check it out…
Advice: Easier To Give Than Follow
Jun
05
2009
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
His wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.”
(Thanks Donna!)
