Archive for May, 2009

Just A Boy From Newfoundland

May 13 2009

SupermanI have a lot to do in my day-to-day life. There are gobs of projects that remain unstarted and many others unfinished. I have several hobbies that occupy my interest and I have a family to care and provide for. While I enjoy this interwebby thing with all these interesting blogs, I don’t want to spend hours and hours of everyday reading about what’s going on in everybody else’s world. With all this in mind, I’m fairly picky over which and how many blogs I read on a regular basis.

I like blogs that are interesting, funny, quirky and informative. Strike a chord on several of these for me and you’ve got a subscriber. I happened across Just A Boy From Newfoundland several years ago, I don’t remember exactly when. I wouldn’t describe it as funny, quirky or informative, but for some reason it grabbed my attention. It is not the typical blog that draws me. The author posts very infrequently. I’ve often thought that he’d given up on his blog. However, when he does post, it is usually a post that you must commit to reading. He narrates anecdotes from his life and drains his heart in a verbose, sentimental style that just pulls me in. He’s lived a wild life that teetered on the edge of destruction. His posts reflect on his constant struggle to recover from his past sins while continuing to fight off the demons that almost killed him in the first place.

I had already long been hooked when he wrote the post Old City Memories. In it, he writes about his home town, St. John’s, Newfoundland. Specifically, he bluntly describes the rough neighbourhoods familiar to anyone from that town, neighbourhoods which, coincidentally, I lived in and grew up in myself. I reached out to him and discovered that he had been writing under a pseudonym. While I don’t know him directly, I knew his older brothers. It’s funny how the intersections of life, with the internet as a catalyst, prove to us that this is truly a small, small world.

Check him out.

 
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Posted by Steve at 5:45 pm, May 13, 2009

 

Keeping Up With The News

May 11 2009

With all the options available to us today to keep in touch with what’s going on around the world, you would think it would be easier to keep up with what’s going on around the world, eh? Besides newspapers, there’s 24/7 news channels on TV, internet, news readers, radio, podcasts and the list goes on.

newsMy preferred method is reading the news headlines on my RSS reader either on my computer desktop or my iPhone. I subscribe to several CBC feeds; one each for Canada, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, World, Arts and Recalls. I can usually whiz through the headlines and only drill into the news stories that pique my interest. Sounds efficient eh? Apparently not. I’m about a week and a half behind right now. My life is so busy right now (but who’s isn’t?) and for some reason I can’t stop long enough to see what’s up with the world.

So what did I miss? Here’s a sampling of the most interesting stuff from about a week and a half ago that I would have known much earlier if I was current on my current events:

Newfoundland: Minor Earthquake Rocks Eastern Newfoundland. A 3.3 magnitude earthquake hit the area that my parents live in. Neither of them felt a thing.

New Brunswick: Mexican Tourist Fears Swine Flu May Stop Him From Leaving Fredericton. Is this really news? C’mon. In related news though, folks in the U.S. thought that pigs would fly before a black man would become president. They were almost right. 100 days into Obama’s presidency – swine flu. (Thanks Kevin!)

Canada: Halifax Public Gardens A No Feeding Zone For Ducks. Halifax city council has made it illegal to feed the ducks or pigeons in 50 various locations around the city. I have a picture of me from about 20 years ago, surrounded by ducks in Halifax Public Gardens. I hope the law is not retroactive!

World: You’ve Got Mail… From The Queen. A Quebec teenager was among two Canadians to receive the Queens first email correspondence. It’s only a matter of time before she asks the teenager to send her 2 thousand dollars so she can free her inheritance up from the frozen accounts in some Nigerian bank.

Arts: Comic Actor Dom DeLuise Dies At 75. Sad news. I was always a fan…

Recalls: Same old same old. If it isn’t listeria, it’s choking hazards or lead. I should drop this RSS feed.

Except for the earthquake thingy, I don’t think I missed much worth talking about.

 
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Posted by Steve at 5:20 pm, May 11, 2009

 

Last Laugh

May 08 2009

Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a small coastal Newfoundland community.

After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax once in a while. To resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin.

The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. He told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

The couple hired a strong young man from St. Lawrence to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said:

“Dat, me son, is how ya waves a fuckin’ towel!”

Thanks Ed!

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:20 am, May 8, 2009

 

Missing?

May 05 2009

exit-signNope. Just out of commission. Been pretty much down and out since last Thursday. I got some sort of a bug that insisted fluids expel themselves from my body via the nearest exit.

The details of the last few days are pretty fuzzy for me actually. I vaguely remember talking with Earl and Ralph on a big white telephone. Thank GOD for TV, remote controls and my wife’s infinite patience.

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:01 am, May 5, 2009