Archive for April, 2009

Tom Woodford Motors

Apr 12 2009

nl-woodford-lot-20090127-2This iconic car dealership has been a fixture in St. John’s, Newfoundland for more than thirty years. A couple of months ago the dealership was pushed into bankruptcy. It is alleged that the company owed more than $12 million to Chrysler Canada and almost $7 million to Revenue Canada. Revenue Canada has filed 31 charges against Woodford and his company for breaching the tax excise act.

My 1984 AccordI bought my first car from this very dealership back in 1987. Well, not exactly my first car, but the first car that I had to get a bank loan in order to pay for it. I had several cars prior to this one, prices ranging from 2 dozen beer to 4 hundred bucks. Some of these cars are worth blog posts themselves, but we’ll save them for later. The car I bought from Tom Woodford was a 1984 Honda Accord. I paid $6600 bucks for it, taxes in. (Now I wonder if Revenue Canada ever received the tax!) They had originally wanted a co-signor for the loan, but I insisted they give it to me without one. Once they realized I was ready to walk away they somehow got the appropriate approvals. So, I put $1500 down, signed a bunch of papers, and drove away, bucking gears, in my first standard shift vehicle.

I really enjoyed that car! Thanks Mr. Woodford.

 
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Posted by Steve at 12:47 pm, Apr 12, 2009

 

Unbeaten? No… Unwound.

Apr 08 2009

Me!  Trying to play pool!I play in a billiards league. It’s a fun league, but competitive enough to make it interesting. My team played really well this year. In fact, this year was my personal best. With three weeks remaining in the regular season, we had already clinched first place. Now, we are in the playoffs. Last week… fairly easy win. This week (tonight actually)…not so easy. After four rounds of play, we tied. In the playoffs, a tie is not allowed. We had to play an extra round. We tied the extra round. So… we had to pick a player to play the best two out of three against a pick from the other team. Being captain of the team, I picked myself. I was feeling good. But I lost. Yup. Lost. Oh well.

My Pool Team, Winter 2008/09What’s worth mentioning though is that I don’t really feel like I choked. Sure, I made a couple of mistakes, but I didn’t feel overwhelmed or nervous. The adrenaline was pumping, but my hands were steady and my determination strong. The other guy just made less mistakes and pulled out more super shots when he needed to.

I’d also like to pay tribute to my team. Kudos and hoorays to Steve, Reggie, Rennie, and Jason. You guys gelled well as a team, one taking up the slack for another when he was having a bad night. Now, smarten up so we can take first place in the loser’s bracket!

 
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Posted by Steve at 11:11 pm, Apr 8, 2009

 

Very Funny Joke

Apr 07 2009

Librarian - QUIET!A guy walks into a Newfoundland library and says to the librarian, “Excuse me Miss, I wants a book on suicide.”

She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, “Fuck off, you wont bring it back!”

Thanks Garrett!

I know using “very” for the V blog title is a stretch, but this was too funny to pass up!

 
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Posted by Steve at 11:29 pm, Apr 7, 2009

 

Writer’s Block

Apr 06 2009

Writer's BlockSince Wednesday of last week, I’ve been waiting and wondering whether I would find something starting with “w” worth writing about. In this day iPhones and laptops, we have wireless access to a whack of information and inspiration on the World Wide Web.. We have instant access to the who, what, when, where, and why on everything from the weather forecast to whether Wiarton Willy predicts another six weeks of winter.

Yet, here I am, wracking my brain and wringing my hands worrying about finding the words… I give up. Let’s call it a wrap, and consider “w” a wash.

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:01 pm, Apr 6, 2009

 

xkcd.com

Apr 03 2009

If you like “different” humour, check out xkcd.com. The author is a former NASA robot scientist who gave it all up to write comics for the web. His comics have the added bonus of a second laugh. Just hover your mouse over the picture and you get a second peek at his quirkiness.

Here’s one of my favourites…

Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.

What does xkcd mean, you ask?

It means shuffling quickly past nuns on the street with ketchup in your palms, pretending you're hiding stigmata.

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:36 pm, Apr 3, 2009

 

Y’all Come Back Now, Y’Hear?

Apr 02 2009

yallThat’s really the point of this blogging thing, isn’t it? If I wasn’t writing something here now and then, ye wouldn’t be all that anxious to be coming back. And if you lot weren’t out there to read my drivel, I wouldn’t be all that motivated to write this stuff for youse.

You. It’s a simple word that becomes a little awkward for some of us when we want to use it in the plural. Y’all, ye, you lot, yous, you guys, yis… the list goes on. Most Newfoundlanders use the word “ye” to indicate the plural “you”, and I’ve noticed that Cape Bretoners often use “yez”, kind of a variation of “youse”.

What do y’all say for “y’all”?

 
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Posted by Steve at 8:47 pm, Apr 2, 2009