You know how you can pee even when you don’t really have to? Like, when you go to the doctor and (s)he wants a urine sample… you don’t really have to pee, but you go into the washroom and you are able to fill the cup anyway?
I’m like that with poop.
You know how you can pee even when you don’t really have to? Like, when you go to the doctor and (s)he wants a urine sample… you don’t really have to pee, but you go into the washroom and you are able to fill the cup anyway?
I’m like that with poop.
jody
December 29, 2008 at 10:55 am
Thanks for sharing!
(jezuz)
rekounas
December 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
LOL! Is that a Deep Thought? That is classic.
Deborah
December 29, 2008 at 5:05 pm
So are you really saying that you are full of s…?
Steve
December 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Jody: coming from the man who shared a personal ditty about split-stream piss… I dunno.
Greg: Nope. It’s a Steve original.
Deb: What is “s…”?
jody
December 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I knew that’d come back to haunt me.
Pender
December 29, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Only a cup? I’d estimate you’d have to flush 6 times for a normal go, after a night of eating cheese.
Deborah
December 30, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Full of “Shit”
Dave
January 2, 2009 at 12:06 am
’nuff said me thinks!
Nadine
January 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Oh. Wow.
Ian
January 5, 2009 at 9:21 am
Quite possible that you’re eating too much, Steve. Try chewing your food more, and adding some yogurt to your diet – 1/2 cup to 1 cup per day. Yogurt is very good for digestion, and extra chewing will break your food down more so that your digestive system has ample time to finish the job. You might find yourself eating less as a result. Your body will thank you, though I fear your other readers might be shocked to find later updates on your bowel movements.