My wife and I went for a drive yesterday evening. I don’t know how it started, but somehow the following conversation happened:
Wifey: You’re lucky to have me.
Me: Why do you say that.
Wifey: When we first met, you didn’t think anyone would want you.
Me: Really? I thought that was you?
Wifey: No, no, no. I knew I could have my choice of men.
Me: So, I guess you are trying to say that when we met, I was desperate, but you weren’t?
Wifey: Yes, that’s what I’m saying.
Me: (smugly) Hmmm… that explains a lot.
(pause while the hamster turns in the wheel)
Wifey: Asshole!
All in good fun, of course. Right sweetie?
Deborah
December 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Once again, lmao! You guys crack me up, you are so funny!
Dave
December 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm
LOL – it’s so funny how our (men’s) recollection is so much different than theirs (women’s).
Deborah
December 6, 2008 at 1:00 am
Isn’t that so true what Dave said? So, it is hard sometimes to know who is right…usually it is the women, since men have such short-term memory…lol
Steve
December 6, 2008 at 1:07 am
Ha!
Melissa
December 6, 2008 at 11:16 am
Hahahahaaa! Omg, you guys crack me up!!!! Steve, you really do have a smartass comment for almost everything, don’t you!? LOL
Donna
December 6, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Melissa you said it… In the meantime, Steve was razzing me about something prior to that conversation. I seriously didn’t think I could have my choice of men, but somehow the freakin’ conversation ended up making me sound like I did… there is nothing sacred anymore in our conversations… Hmmmmm, and I still love him, like what’s that about…
Ian
December 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Steve, I don’t know how you haven’t been beat senseless yet. Mind you, I wonder the same thing about myself sometimes.
Steve
December 8, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I sleep with one eye open.