Jun 13 2008
Old Love
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail.”
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.”
Thanks Connie.

June 19th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Oh man, I feel your pain.
Last week I spent 20 minutes trying to find my jacket- it had the van keys in the pocket.
I finally found it- hung up in the closet.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Weird, the above comment was for a different post. I must be losing it.