May 22 2008
Bob Asked The Doctor Not To Laugh
The Doctor replied “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
“I’m so sorry,” said the doctor. “I really am. I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
The Newfie Diet
A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks,’ the doctor instructed the Newfie.
‘The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.’
When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ said the doctor. ‘Did you follow my
instructions?’
The Newfie nodded … ‘I’ll tell you, though, by Jaysus, I t’aut I was going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
‘No, from the fuckin ’skippin’!’