I don’t want her to get any ideas.

“An American woman who says she accidentally shot and killed her husband in central Newfoundland is now suing two life insurance companies.” According to the news story in my CBC news feed, she mistook him for a bear.

Stop laughing. It’s not funny. I’m sure it was unintentional, regardless of the fact that he was worth more than a half a million bucks upon his death. He should have worn his orange vest instead of the first thing he pulled out of his closet.