Some advice to all you illicit drug transporters out there… when you are shipping over a million bucks worth of marijuana in the trunk of your car, make sure you aren’t giving the cops any silly reason to pull you over.

This guy, on his way to Newfoundland, got pulled in yesterday just outside of Moncton, because he had a headlight burnt out. When the police were talking with him, he was agitated enough to cause suspicion and they brought in the drug sniffing dogs and found 68 kilos of weed in his car. Man! That poor bugger must have been ready to throw up the minute he saw those lights a-flashin’ in his rear view. When they brought the dogs in, he must have filled his shorts.

I don’t know exactly why, but I instantly felt sorry for this guy when I heard it on the news this morning. Imagine how screwed he’d be if he had stolen this stuff!