What does a sane, rationally-minded person do when one notices he has a piece of bacon that could arguably be divinely crafted in the image of the Virgin Mary or perhaps Mother Theresa?
He creates an altar, lights candles, charges admission, enjoys 15 minutes of fame in The Enquirer and ultimately sells it for a nice tidy profit on eBay, that’s what he does.
What does the author of Oh Me Nerves! do? He nukes the bacon and eats it.
Yummy. Tastes like chicken.
Craig
January 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Slow news day???
Steve
January 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm
You’re obviously not impressed with my divine bacon.
Oh, and it MUST be a slow news day. You’re reading my blog.
Dan
January 16, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Just have Donna let us know when you get struck by lightning.
Jeannine
January 18, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Absolutely hilarious Steve! I’m holding my sides here! Thanks. I’ll be taking a good long look at my bacon next time.
Steve
January 19, 2008 at 6:05 pm
My advice: Keep an eye on all of your pork products.