My wife and I went for a drive yesterday evening. I don’t know how it started, but somehow the following conversation happened:
Wifey: You’re lucky to have me.
Me: Why do you say that.
Wifey: When we first met, you didn’t think anyone would want you.
Me: Really? I thought that was you?
Wifey: No, no, no. I knew I could have my choice of men.
Me: So, I guess you are trying to say that when we met, I was desperate, but you weren’t?
Wifey: Yes, that’s what I’m saying.
Me: (smugly) Hmmm… that explains a lot.
(pause while the hamster turns in the wheel)
Wifey: Asshole!
All in good fun, of course. Right sweetie?
