I went for my bi-annual dental check-up this week. The following is a conversation I have with my hygienist every time I’m there.
DH: My what nice teeth you have. There’s no tartar build up at all and you have VERY healthy gums. You must be flossing regularly! Good for you.
Me: Nope. Don’t floss at all.
DH: Then you must certainly be brushing 4 or 5 times a day.
Me: Nope. Once certainly. Twice if I remember before going to bed.
DH: Then you don’t drink coffee, eh?
Me: Only 5 or 6 cups a day. When I’m not drinking coffee, I’m drinking Pepsi.
DH: I hate you.
