Jun 05 2008

Skeeters

Posted by Steve @ 8:30 amTags: , ,

In the Moncton area, there are 17 different varieties of mosquitoes breeding over an area of about 800 thousand hectares of marshland.

Skeeter on skinThey say… and by “they”, I mean the chairperson of the pest control board in southern New Brunswick so there could be some tendency to draw a more dismal picture for personal benefit… ahem, but I digress. They say that due to the long winter and the wet spring we are in for a worse mosquito season than we’ve had in decades. I’ve only been living in Moncton for 8 years, but that sounds pretty bad. They continue on to say that without a pest control program (spraying) Monctonians will be subject to up to 29 bites per minute from these rascally little nuisances. With the pest control program in place, we will only suffer 6 nips per minute.

The mosquitos are pretty bad around here. I’ve always said that if they were smart and organized, there are enough of them to single out a human from the herd, carry him away and devour him like piranhas on a wild boar or whatever kind of animal crosses rivers in South America.

I had actually build screened panels to enclose my front deck to find some relief from the relentlessness of these little suckers a few years back. However, since there’s been a lot of development in my area and fewer trees as a result, I didn’t have to put the panels up last year. Perhaps it’s time to dust them off…

“If it weren’t for flies, snakes alive, we’d be living in paradise.” Buddy Wasisname


Jun 04 2008

Nothing New - Something New

Posted by Steve @ 12:23 amTags: , ,

Where have I been? Nowhere. Just hanging around. Nothing new to report. A perfect recipe for another writer’s block post! icon_wink

writer\'s blockWhy can’t I find something to write about? I mean, there’s gobs of stuff happening. Work is a-buzzing and I’ve had plenty of smartass moments. Lots of stuff happening: a new vehicle, new TV, flooring and painting rooms, installing blinds, springtime gardening, helping neighbours, my son’s 17th birthday, winter pool league ending, summer pool league beginning, selling my old Camry, junk day in Moncton (giving away an almost perfectly good treadmill), installing Linux on a scrapped PC, taking my motorcycle out of storage, upgrading Wordpress, insomnia, NHL playoffs… you know, everyday life.

So… why can’t I find something interesting to share with both of my faithful fans?

Wait a minute! That last paragraph has a shitload of stuff to write about! Doh!


Jun 01 2008

I Like Cheese, I Put It In My Stew

Posted by Steve @ 8:18 pmTags:

Sometimes when you are walking through the supermarket, you just hear some pretty weird stuff.


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