Johnny 
was working at the fish plant in Newfoundland, when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John’s. When he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said “Let’s have da fingers and I’ll see what I can do.”
Johnny said, “I haven’t got da fingers.”
“What do you mean, you haven’t got da fingers?” shrieked the doctor. “Lord t’undrin Jesus it’s 2008! We’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t you bring da fingers?”
(Are you ready for this?????)
Johnny says… “How da f?#k was I supposed to pick dem up??”
(Thanks Melissa!)
