Sometimes you see and hear things that you just wouldn't believe if you hadn't seen or heard them with y
our own eyes and ears. I went to the washroom today at work and this guy came in as I was stepping away from the urinal. I went to the sink to wash my hands and when I turned around the guy was standing at the urinal, pissing, and was drinking coffee. Now, I don't mean he had a coffee cup rested on the urinal (that would be disgusting enough) but he had the cup one of his hands actually drinking out of it. Pouring it in while he was pissing it out… Huh? Is he a very diligent time manager? Did he NEED a coffee, but had reached the point of saturation?
What’s The Matta? Gotta Hava Java!
Mar
29
2007
Cindy
March 29, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I guess that is what you call multy tasking
Pender
March 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
More like grossly tasking!.. uh… harhar..
David Penney
March 30, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I’m thinkin’ that during his evaluation his boss told him that he needed to maintain a certain level of productivity. He’s overcompensating by trying to maintain a constant level of coffee in his blood because he equates productivity to his level of alertness. That or someone told him that if the ratio of caffeine to oxygen in his blood dropped below some value he might die – the premise for the dropped Speed 3 movie.
Steve
March 30, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Maybe that’s it. He should take the NASA approach to improving productivity and wear a diaper.
Pender
March 30, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Now THAT’S forward stinking!.. I mean, thinking.