Penny For Your Thoughts (But Not Your Pocket)

Mar 27 2007

There’s been some debate recently whether the penny stills has a place in monetary transactions today. canada_penny.jpg

People complain that they are useless, you can’t buy anything with them, they cost too much to manufacture. Their value is practically worthless. You can’t even buy a candy with a penny anymore. But… intentionally omit giving someone their pennies in their coffee change and they get pissed off, I can guarantee you. A Tim’s coffee comes to $1.24 and change from a toonie is 76 cents. Not 75 cents. 76. You wanna tick someone off, keep that penny.

I don’t place much value in pennies. My litmus test for the value of a coin is whether or not I would bend to pick one up off the ground. Depending on the situation or social scenario, I might pass over a nickel or a dime, rarely a quarter, and almost never a loonie or toonie. However, I can honestly say that I would never creak my spinal cord for the sake of a penny.

This doesn’t mean, however, that I don’t care about pennies, or the value they represent. Removing pennies from circulation would effectively increase the cost of everything we buy. My paranoid mind tells me that every price would be rounded up to the nearest nickel, not down. The pennies add up. Not just for corporate profit, but for social benefit. Many charities count on the value of the collected penny to support their causes.

… not to mention the figures of speech we would have to change. A penny for your thoughts, penny wise and pound foolish, in for a penny in for a pound, in like a penny out like a lamb, lucky penny, a penny saved is a penny earned, why did the penny cross the road, pennies from heaven, two pennies to rub together, happier than a pig in pennies, lucky penny, penny lane, that costs a pretty penny, penny loafers, turn an honest penny, not one red cent, and hey mister can you spare a penny. These phrases make absolutely no sense when penny is replaced with nickel. Uhm… well… maybe some of them do.

My two cents… what do you think?

 
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Posted by Steve at 12:13 am, Mar 27, 2007

 

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  1. Jody

    March 27, 2007 at 9:47 am

    That’d be a neat trick: getting rid of the coin causing the word to disappear from the English language.

    I don’t like receiving pennies in change and don’t make a fuss if I don’t receive them. I suspect the Tim Hortons’ clerks hate them because it’s how lazy customoer give tips – just wave it away. They’re probably looking forward to the next coffee price increase; they’ll probably get more tips if a large cost $1.51 rather than $$.47. A price of $1.50 would piss them off, I bet.

    What I would like to see is the abolition of pricing items one cent less than the rounded dollar, as if it’s a saving: $74.99! Gotta buy it!

    “happier than a pig in pennies”???

     
  2. David Penney

    March 27, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Hey! I take offense to that! icon_smile

     
  3. Steve

    March 27, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    David Dime. That has a nice ring to it.

     
  4. Pender

    March 27, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    David Penney would be rounded down.. sorry..

    The only people who use cash nowadays are criminals and tim hortons anyhow. They should get rid of all that and just use debit and instead of having the david penney as the smallest unit. They should then invent some unit that’s 1/1000th as small, so that it’s even more granular, to confuse old ladies. Then the government should raise our income taxes because no matter how much money they take from us and lower our personal standard of living, it’s never quite enough.

     
  5. David Penney

    March 29, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Doh! Rounded down into nothingness. Again. Maybe the governmnet will skip taking taxes from me if I have been relegated to nothingness. icon_smile

    BTW: I am not a fan of them little coppery disks.