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Mar 01 2007

Woman sentenced to 4 years for torching boyfriend’s penis

“A Montreal woman who poured fondue fuel over her sleeping boyfriend and lit his penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison.

…follow this link for middle part of news article…

Pungu, who died last year of unrelated causes, was traumatized physically and psychologically by René’s attack, lawyers said.”

Traumatized?!?!? No freakin’ shit!!

 
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Posted by Steve at 9:31 am, Mar 1, 2007

 

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  1. ChrisO

    March 1, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    That’ll teach him to stop trying to put it in the chocolate.

    “Ow dear, shit, WRONG HOLE! You will burn!!”

     
  2. Steve

    March 1, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    He ain’t putting it in nothing but ointment for a while!

    Actually… he died. Probably post traumatic syndrome.