Forgive me readers for I have sinned. It has been eight days since my last post. For my penance, here’s a Monday funny.
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just cut off the fluid supply and pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
(Thanks Cindy.)
