Jul 10 2006
Livin’ in the hood
I got egged! EGGED! Eggshells and slime all over my car. I don’t believe it! And it’s going to be 30° Celsius today. By the time I get home today, I’ll have a Camry Quiche to clean up.
But it’s my own fault. You see, I washed my vehicles yesterday… my van, motorcycle and car. I hadn’t hand washed either of them yet this year, but yesterday was a nice day. I should have known that the Grandma Gang was watching… and waiting. I hate to generalize and assume the worst of people just because of their demographic, but those Grandma’s are a hard bunch. Roaming the streets late at night, high on BenGay with their apron pockets loaded with eggs. Oh, they’ll smile at you sweet and helpless when you pass them in the daytime, but at night… watch out! They’re as brazen and destructive as it comes!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same bunch of geriatric degenerates that ransacked my motorcycle last fall.
Hmph!
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July 10th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Not to make any assumptions, but they really need to move that trailer park or upgrade it. As trailer parks go, that is right out of Trailer Park Boys. It’s in bad shape.
I lived in Saint John’s south end for 18 years. I would not want to walk into that trailer park at night!
July 11th, 2006 at 9:35 am
some kid stole a pile of CD’s outta my car’s center console a couple weeks ago.
thanksfully they all belonged to the wife, i keep my CDs safely on the visors, where thieves stupid enough to steal burned CDs will never look!
There was also a cooler full of beer in the trunk, stupid kids.
A neighbour returned the CDs on friday, he said they were strewn all over the neighbourhood lawns the next day.