My brother-in-law called the house this past Friday, proud to be sitting back enjoying his day’s work. He decorated his house for Christmas. Christmas! It’s bad enough that the stores start selling the stuff as soon as Hallowe’en passes… It must run in the family. My wife would have the house decorated from Labour Day to Valentine’s Day.

It’s too freakin’ early to be complaining that it’s too freakin’ early to see Christmas stuff everywhere.