Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said, “No!”
And the guy rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever, wherever he wanted and lived happily ever after.
The end.
(Thanks Donna!)
Cool video set to the popular Stompin’ Tom song that does an entertaining job relaying Canada’s men’s hockey team’s quest for the gold!

(Thanks Donna!)
On Friday February 26 at 8 pm, Donna O’Reilly, 54, disappeared as she was leaving her job in Highfield Square in Moncton. She was seen leaving the building but never made it to her car just a few metres from the door.
Donna, a native of Isle aux Morts, Newfoundland, is five-foot-three, 130 pounds, and has green eyes and shoulder length hair. According to CBC.ca, her family believes the only possible explanation for her disappearance is abduction.
The family is trying to get the word out as far and wide as possible in an effort to be reunited with their wife, mother, and grandmother. If she was indeed abducted, she could be anywhere right now. Please help spread the word… and if you become aware of any information, regardless of how small, please call the RCMP on the number provided on the flyer above.
(Thanks Cindy!)
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
(Thanks Nelly)